churg
1. when a woman is giving a deep-throat bl-wj-b, the man urinates at full force.
2. essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.
john: dude, i just totally churged c-ssie last night.
james: oh, so that’s why she’s been coughing all day!
bruce: anyone wanna get churged?
girls: we do!! what’s a churg?
a p-n-s with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
the girth of the p-n-s must be at least half it’s length in order to be cl-ssified as a churg.
ed- did you end up getting with helen last night?
david- no, the godd-mn condom! they don’t make them for churgs!
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adam- so, was she tight?
rodrigo- nope, some big -ss churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.
someone without any uncles
pr-ne to acting churgishly – lying and generally moping around uselessly
derived from uncle crackers
jesus christ was a churg
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