chuss

a common term used in pakistan, specially punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes. it is also used to refer to a person who is trying to be over efficient but ends up being very lame.
person 1: why is 9 afraid of 7 ???
person 2: dont know

person 1: cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
person 2: what a chuss man, that stinks bad..
v-g-n-l discharge. the sound it makes is like taking a wide mouth jar of mayonnaise and punching it full speed -flarp-. can be used in combination with other words in noun and adjective form
you’re such a chuss.

shut up, chuss norris.
to be extremely lazy to the point of debilitation. can be caused by weed, itis, hangovers, regular tiredness, or a combination of all. if a person is chuss, they are involving in the act of chussing. chussing can be done alone or in a group. chussing is also a position of reclining when one is 90% horizontal.
#1) “dude, after you hit that g-bong you were soooo chuss.”

#2) person 1: “yo, what’re you doin’?”
person 2: “bein h-lla chuss yo. i got the itis real bad.”

#3) person 1: “marv, how are you so chuss right now?”
marv: “uhhhhhh, yo i dunno. my dad, oh wait…my dog…. uhhh nevermind. i’m just sooo tired. uhhh.”
chuss is short for chussy which refers to chinese p-ssy ie a (young) chinese woman
“look at that fine piece of chuss man”
word meaning ‘trust’, as preferred by rappers
“brothers need to unite the raver more chuss me all ive ever done is unite the raasclaat raver and im still tryna make it myself chuss me….”
bad, or pertaining to something that is not good.
tygerr is chuss.
kate is also chuss
rick is not chuss.
chuss is a pet name of the name jesús (jesus) in spain and other spanish speaking countries
chuss is going to ibiza beach next week