Cider


the most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

get’s you off your face quicker than beer.
not g-ssy at all, so very easy to drink.
the best brands are strongbow and magners.
makes beer taste like a tramp’s scr-t-m.

the good lord made apples for one reason – cider.
“when i die, i want to be embalmed in cider.”

“pint of strongbow please, mate”

“magners with ice please, mate”

i f###ing love cider…!!!

11 more definitions
cider: used by those in the know in place of weed, green or gr-ss.

can be used to describe a particularly potent strain of cannabis such as the infamous grandaddy purps.

often used to mask a smoker’s intentions from police/family, for example:
“guy1: is cider cheap tonight?
guy2: yeah it is man!”
is a form of really good hash/weed.
to use to escape from bizzies, for example “could i please possibly purchase some cider” sounds better than “ey lad get me a f-cking bag of dat f-cking cheese lad”.
cider traditionally is an incredibly potent strain of cannabis, obtained by crossing blue cheese with grandaddy purps.
this strain, however is rare and “cider” is mainly used as a buzzword by sh-tty dealers to make their product sound more appealing
you: mate, that bags f-cking skinny
him: naaa lad it’s f-ckin’ cider mate, dis’ll get ya f-ckin’ smashed lad
an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the west of england

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider
you aint lived until you’ve got ratted on cider.
the most awesome drink on the face of the planet
matt-cider for me!!!!!!!!!
n,:a substance that will make your p-n-s grow
q:”how do toy make your p-n-s grow?”
a:”soak it in cider”(insider her)

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