cigar merchant
another derogatory term for a h-m-s-xual man. so named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.
“hey, check out the f-g over there – a real cigar merchant.”
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the all-organic/green version of a fifi. commonly made by cutting/tearing the navel out of an orange (or other citrus), microwaving for 30 seconds, and performing masturbatory actions until climax. we got so many oranges this christmas, i had to hit the citoris to get rid of some of ’em!
- citrustech
shamble, disorganized, disarray work ethics. man, i just did such a citrustech with our company!
- pooperhatch
a b-tthole (usually a female’s) “her p-ssy was nice, but that p–perhatch stank!”
- poop jiz
the combination of p–p and j-zz. either from taking a sh-t and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing p–p and j-zz to seep out to form p–p j-zz. aww dude, did you see that p–p j-zz in the toilet.
- PPTV
stands for “poor people television”, referring to the most basic, cheapest form of television available (aka standard terrestrial). we don’t have sky tv, we’ve only got pptv.