Cigarette Asshole
cigarette -sshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. the description is often something like “kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and p-ssing off everyone else waiting in line. g-d forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional lottery ticket / cigarette -sshole combination personality. you might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. see mustang -sshole and lottery ticket -sshole for other possible -sshole personality combinations.
‘why doesn’t cigarette -sshole just jump off a cliff? that way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line.”
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