cigarette hag
an old lady who has smoked too many cigarettes in her lifetime. she may only be 38, but she looks 60 and has a voice like gollum.
carmen’s match.com profile omitted the fact that she was a cigarette hag.
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cannibalizing numerous cigarette b-tts and rolling the resulting tobacco in a mangled paper bag that your 40 came in. it’s tight. me: “i’m drunk.” nate: “me too.” me: “lets roll a fat ciggabagg, n-gg-.” nate: “tight, my n-gg-.”
- talloon
1. to drunkenly knock someone up. 2. to fill with s-m-n see: fabloppered, impregnate “i’m gonna talloon that b-tch ’til she vomits s-m-n.”
- Georgi-Flu
the fear generated by the bush administration, more toxic than the flu-of-the-month scares such as sars and the avian flu. the surgical mask has become a symbol of silencing and intimidation. georgi-flu, noun. we need to protect ourselves from the georgi-flu pandemic. we need to develop a political vaccine as an antidote to georgi-flu.
- tache only
when a man has just a moustache as facial hair, with no beard. whoa, look at that guy with tache only….he must be canadian!
- taco pants
the super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women’s outerwear circa 2008. the form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the v-g-n- or “taco.” guy: “are you ready to head out?” girlfriend: “yep.” guy: “why are you dressed like you’re going to the gym?” […]