cigarette smoking man


character on the x-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

also a very good john ashcroft look-alike.
the x-files is on…i hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

hey look…there’s the cigarette smoking man on cnn…i think he’s trying to take away more of my rights.
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a.k.a cancer man, cigarette smoking man, smokey, c.g.b spender.
main anti-agonist at the x-files, cant be seen without his cigarette even in a single episode, he smokes “morley” which is a fictious brand of cigarette.
cigarette smoking man is the bad-ss of the x-files.

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