Cilento


a wild beast in a suburban environment. preferred habitat is a plastic protected room with multiple air purifiers. enjoys exposing -ss to other males. often seen using a wireless computer and working at ihop.
though a legend of epic proportions, the cilento is the yeti of suburbanites.

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