cincinatti office bomb
when, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker sh-ts in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
“johnson! what’s that smell…what the f-ck did you eat for lunch?”
“i just had some noodle soup, boss. it looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my -ss!”
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