Cincinnati Bengals
n. ohio state correctional system work release program.
they just sent another of the cincinnati bengals back to prison.
do you even need to ask? back in the ’80s, they went to 2 super bowls and were pretty good, then in ’90 they made the playoffs…for the most recent time. they’ve sucked ever since
the bengals are pathetic. they actually had a chance at the playoffs in ’03 and blew it!
a woman who has a nice body but a terrible face
-refers to the cincinnati bengals, who have nice jerseys but terrible looking helmets
look at that girl dude!
-wait till she turns around, she’s a cincinnati bengal
who?
a team who wants to be part of the “popular crowd” but just can’t seem to find leg warmers that fit.
the cincinnati bengals went to the mall to look for 2006-2007 uniforms, but hanes doesn’t make leg warmers in sizes
xxx cr-p.
a synonym of b-tterface, meaning everything looks good but her face. the cincinnati bengal reference is used because the team has nice looking uniforms but horrible helmets
d-mn, player i got the one on the left and you got the cincinnati bengal.
a cincinnati bengal is when one partner scoops p–p out of their partner’s behind, paints racing stripes on their partner’s back, and then proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with them doggy style.
“hey tommy, i gave susie a real thick cincinnati bengal last night!” “that’s great billy, i love a good cincinnati bengal!”
an insignificant team from the insignificant town of cincinnati, ohio, whose only tradition is losing. the fans think they are rivals with the browns and the steelers, but cleveland and pittsburgh hate each other and really dont care about them whatsoever. they stole the idea of the “dawg pound” and created “the jungle.” they stole the “terrible towel” and created the “who dey hanky.”
bengals fan: “i love my cincinnati bengals, and i can’t wait for the steeler’s game. i hate them. who dey!!!”
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steelers fan: “cincinnati who?”
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bengals fan: “i hate the browns, lets go bengals.”
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browns fan: “cincinnati who? f-ck pittsburgh.”
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