Cincinnati Monkey Toss


entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of b-tches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, sh-tting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
my girl and i had a date at this ritzy french restaurant but i guess they didn’t like what we wore because they told us we weren’t allowed in. i was mad, but while we were leaving i gave them a steaming cincinnati monkey toss and we found a much better italian place across the street.

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