Cincinnati pinata
is the act of after having s-x, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. this practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). your cant say i didn’t tell you…….
“do not do this!!!”
the now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck slowly on the condom and get the contents that way. this is also know as a “sperm bong” or “c-m bong or “j-sm bong”, etc. but still,
“do not do this one either!!!” be safe and live to have s-x another day!
“dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a cincinnati pinata! she loves it! she can only have one when she has been good though!”
is the act of after having s-x, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. this practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). you cant say i didn’t tell you…….
“do not do this!!!”
the now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck slowly on the condom and get the contents that way. this is also know as a “sperm bong” or “c-m bong or “j-sm bong”, etc. but still,
“do not do this one either!!!” be safe and live to have s-x another day!
“dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a cincinnati pinata! she loves it! she can only have one when she has been good though!”
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