Cincinnati volcano
when you take a dump on an airplane toilet that is so big you gotta get up and take a look. in that moment of excitement, you forget to put the seat down and hit the flush b-tton. the vacuum toilet sprays excrement all over you and the bathroom.
hey greg, did you pack an extra shirt in your carry-on? i just had a cincinnati volcano in the bathroom.
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