Cooking Cabbage


experiencing and expelling repet-tive, explosive, rancid flatulence.
broohhhh!!! wtf is that smell? it’s ripe. my eyes are watering.

sorry braaaaahhhh. just cooking cabbage today.

rank -ss dude.

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