cincinnati zookeeper
a person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their sp-nk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a b-tthole in sh-t on their neck.
harambe: gross! some dude just shot bucksnot on me!
kevin james: yea! i just got you with the cincinnati zookeeper! now give me a hot lunch!!
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