Cinco de Mayo’d
when a person generally with a caucasian stomach eats too much mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.
usually occurs on cinco de mayo.
tommy, cam, and i headed out to el oasis for lunch in honor of cinco de mayo. then dinner rolled around and we figured we’d go to panchero’s. a fight over the bathroom ensued. needless to say we got cinco de mayo’d.
when one person (traditionally a female, but with today’s seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-s-x encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-t’d by a posse of mexican bandits.
after a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting cinco de mayo’d.
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