Cinco de Miowa


a holiday for bland white people which coincides with cinco de mayo. after pretending to be irish on st. patrick’s day, we get to pretend to be mexican, but not really, on cinco de miowa.
whitey #1: happy cinco de miowa! would you like some nachos?

whitey #2: i’d love some. but make sure there’s no peppers in them, i can’t handle anything hot.

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