Cinema bend
when a p-rnstar’s triple xl dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. typically occurs in veteran p-rnstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the -ss of a she star like a late night home invader.
dude, your double xl dong points north flacid and east when erect.
yeah i heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of “toot cream: louisville f-cker,” but didn’t feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng w-ng.
that’s what i call a cinema bend.
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