Cinematic Crouch


that annoying stereotyped crouching pose that action movie characters take after landing on their feet from a height. said character holds the pose long enough for the camera to show how cool they are.

its been seen in too many movies to mention.
guy 1: “wow, dude! she just somersaulted off the building, beheaded the dragon, and finished with a cinematic crouch!”

guy2: “cool!”

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