Cinglebar


an accurate description of at&t’s cingular wireless service.
dude: dude, i can’t hear what you’re saying. you’re breaking up. who’s your cell phone with?

other dude: uh, at&t. there is no signal!

dude: duuuude! you mean cinglebar! dude! no wonder!

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