Cink Eye


the closest eye that any human could ever keep. the term was coined by a chicago dentist watching stewart cink in the 2009 british open. it was rumored he texted a close friend, when cink started the back 9 at +1 par, that he “was keeping the closest eye on cink”. cink came from behind and won the 2009 british open for his first major championship.
dr v.: i predicted the last 4 teams to get in the ncaa march madness tourny.

pharaoh: dude, that is a cink eye.

dawg: ok dude

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