Cinnaminson


what these morons are saying is 100% untrue.
cinnaminson is a fine, clean and financially secure town. has hard working residents, nice stores, fine restaurants, no graffiti and no trouble to speak of. the high school is constantly rated at the top in the county,.
a town in southern new jersey. widely known for trucker motels, prost-tutes, it’s drugged-out high school, and friendly’s. there is nothing to do in this town other than eat sh-t and die, or go to friendly’s. also called cin city.
a) cinnaminson sucks -ss. b) people go to friendly’s when they have the munchies in cinnaminson.
a small town in new jersey. where different groups of kids wander the streets high as f-ck, looking for food at 711 or wawa. they think having a good time is going over to a friends house and sitting around smoking blunts/cigerettes and drinking alcohol. & just getting f-cked up.
yo you wanna come over and smoke this blunt with me.

f-ck yeah were in cinnaminson
a place
in new jersey
that isnt cracked out
itjust blows.
cause there is nothing to do here.
ya.

so

so

ya.
cinnaminson is a small town in south jersey also known as cinn city. we don’t go ham we go hip which is known as hard in the paint. going hip consists of throwing bangers and getting f-cked up on a regular basis. we rep voodoo all day everyday. wolfpack is a b-tch.
kid 1 : yo wanna go hip?
kid 2: f-ck yeah were in cinnaminson, voodoo all day!
kid 1: shword my dude.
one of the most boring places on earth. to have any fun you must travel to the next town. however, luckily we are right across the river from phildelphia so south street is a regular hangout. if you wanna spend your friday and sat-rday night hanging out in mcdonalds parking lot then this is definetly your heaven. har-ssing of friendly’s waitresses is something that must be done when you are either high or drunk (i should know i work there) the high school is know as heroin high and considering our close proximity to camden its easy to understand why. all c-town kids understand that a trip to the local diner at 3am is not something out of the ordinary, but yet again that is the most exciting thing to do in this town.
the typical c-town night

kid 1: what ya wanna do?
kid 2: i dunno what you wanna do?
kid 1: i dunno…
………..4 hours later
kid 1: so…what ya wanna do?
kid 2: diner?
kid 1: ….k
syn.: cinn-city or cin-city
noun: cinnaminson is a small suburban town in south jersey, about 10 miles from philadelphia. rather quiet, as there isn’t much to do. known for the motels along route 130, the strip mall along said highway, its high school, and its diners. once you come here, you don’t leave.
pros: rita’s, friendly’s, stone harbor, quiet, lulling atmosphere, and proximity to philly/south street
cons: heroin high (chs), friendly’s, the utter boredom of having nothing to do, and constantly being in the shadow of moorestown.
no one has ever really heard of cinnaminson, we kind of fly under the radar here. and if they have heard of us, they think we’re all druggies.
“only the cool kids call it club wood– the others just avoid it so as not to be caught high.” ~anonymous resident of cinnaminson

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