cintas
act of revenge in the workplace expressed by farting in some one’s cube after they extended a corporate meeting for no good reason while you have to take a violent dump. the extension of the corporate meeting causes you mild bodily harm and near public embarr-ssment as you almost cr-p your pants. the key here is almost, for a true cintas the one who has to take the dump does successfully makes it to the thunder mug without cr-pping his or her pants and thus avoids any workplace disciplinary action.
the individual who farts in someone’s cube is called a cintaser and the individual who is the recipient of the fart is the cintasee. eating a healthy sized mexican or chilli meal prior to executing a cintas can potentially improve the overall outcome.
phil cintased tom because he extended the operations meeting longer than need be.
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