best new brewery in austin, tx. can be found at local bars in austin, houston and dallas.
“dude! is that a circle brew?”
“yea bro, i’m all about the blur”
“dude, i’m all about the envy”
additional examples can be found at circle brewing company, austin, tx
in accordance with the new prefix craze, i bring you twobituaries. tw-obituary. your life’s work summed up in 140 characters or less. just the right size for a gravestone perhaps? twesume:resume twobituary:obituary 140 characters or less
the act of mastrubating while having lunch or while having your lunchbreak at the office. man i got caught having my regular lunchterbation today.
having s-x using a homemade saran-wrap condom. man, i ran out of condoms, so i did that b-tch lunch-style! having s-x while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by the simpsons creator matt groening in his comic strip life in h-ll. lacking any coney island whitefish, brenda and eddie impulsively decided to […]
mamburay is your not-so-average downstairs neighbour. normal behavour for a mamburay: drinking a liter of sauce. to drunk to speak, walking around in nyhavn. destroying your ps3 controller, when getting a beatdown in fifa. hosting homeparties with 90% strangers. a mamburay got a good heart, but a big temper, and is known for the sentence […]
- engineered high
a drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like “fruit punch.” this drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. engineered high was made popular in the song “smoke dat weed” by juicy j. man i’m so f-cked up […]