circle jerk


a group discussion or activity between like-minded individuals (mostly men) that validates mutual biases or goals in a non-confrontational environment… while jerking each other off.
circle jerk- diversity training was such a circlejerk.
1.) when a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) -not- when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. that r-t-rded frat game is called “limp biscuit”… which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so f-cking horrible.

3.) when a bunch of blowhards – usually politicians – get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other’s viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other’s egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). basically, it’s what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

4.) a game on mxc that’s based on sumo wrestling. beware the green teabagger.
circle jerking is fun for the whole family.
to kneel in a circle with others and pleasure oneself. also refers to a pompous, self-congratulatory discussion where little to no progress is made.
1. “i just walked in on a circlejerk yesterday; it was terrible!”
2. “did you catch that board meeting? man, what a circlejerk!”
a masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.
i am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y’all are interested.
a group discussion or activity between like-minded individuals that validates mutual biases or goals in a non-confrontational environment.
church camp was such a circlejerk.
1) group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) a fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. the plege or pledges are told it’s a circle jerk. the actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. the lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their d-cks out.

3) a useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring partic-p-nts try to demonstrate they’re the smartest persons in the room.
the pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.
sometimes used to describe an internet forum thread where forum members all give each other kudos (or rep where a rep system is present) for some non-event that has occurred.

group intellectual masturbation.
jerker1-ohai guiz i writ a poem, post urs 2!!!!!!oneoneoneleven

jerker2-oh d00dbro ur peom is zo gud read mine itz ded deep <3<3<3 jerker3-wow ur peotri iz so gud we r all so much deeper that every1 else on deez forumz ^__^ forum user-wow what a f-cking circlejerk, stop spamming and go get laid you f-cking losers. when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them. "hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right." "ok, but i well have to stand out, i'm left handed" ←

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