circumcision
what happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.
mother: honey, our son was so handsome that i cut his foreskin off.
father: thank god you circ-mcised him! at least he isn’t as good looking as i am.
^^^ f-cking parents don’t even know what circ-mcision does to the poor boy’s s-x life.
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to remove a male’s foreskin.
i was never circ-mcised.
circ-mcision.to surgicaly remove the foreskin off the male p-n-s usualy done at birth or during infancy,but can be done at any time in life, for reasons like ,religion,preference,medical =phimosis= balantisor just poor hygien
or in some radical religions they perform female circ-mcision wich is to completly remove the cl-toris!
hey peeps dont be so childish it makes you look bad and uneducated!
if cant take a joke take a toke!
im from canada not jew or muslim but when was 19 i got circ-mcised and im 29 now,ive had s-x and several s-x partners before and plenty more after! and these are the differences ive noticed….
circ-mcision….
1-during s-x there’s no loose skin movement between my p-n-s and the v-g-n- (this would be more of a female preference) some like more or less friction!
2- if i happend to be out camping/partying and there’s no showers i will not acc-mulate sm-gm-
3- sensitivity as for s-x lasting longer ive not noticed i cannot last any longer then before no differences
4- no difference i m-st-rb-t- just as much as before lol
5- for me it now makes holding a condom better tho but i do not need one anymore…..
-generaly women like all p-n-ses circ-mcised or not aslong as its clean.
-dont you like all v-g-n-‘s aslong as there nice and clean?
-hey maybe that jewish girl would like to try a nonecirc-mcised p-n-s since she’s accustomed to circ-mcised!
– hey maybe that girl from the uk girls would like to try this circ-mcised p-n-s since she’s accustomed to uncirc-mcised!
-women love p-n-ses even tho its been circ-mcised
-women do not like sm-gm- on there penies so circ-mcised guys dont have to worry!
-im glad i got circ-mcised if my foreskin would grow back,i have it re-circ-mcised right away!
ps.you cant fool me cause i know from experience!
when a male is born, his p-n-s is wearing a little turtleneck. circ-mcision is the process of pulling the “collar” up and snipping it right off, so that it wears less like a turtleneck and more like a comfortable t-shirt. also aids in taking a p-ss because one won’t p-ss all over oneself, or someone at an adjacent urinal.
the doctor took little johnny to the room for his circ-mcision.
the controversial surgical procedure performed on baby boys which, upon becoming men, makes the p-n-s very very appealing to women. most women like a large circ-mcised p-n-s. it is much more appealing to look at and play with. the man will never have memory of being circ-mcised so why not stop dwelling on the act of the surgery. give the girlies what they want and a reason to want to pleasure you more.
mary: are you gonna go home with him tonight???
linda: yeah, but if he hasn’t had a circ-mcision, i’m bailing out.
the act of removing a male’s foreskin. controversial for obvious reasons. there are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the p-n-s to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting hiv, cervical cancer, or siphilis.
originally it was only used ceremonially in jewish communities, and later in the muslim faith. today the practice is common in the united states as a whole, christian, jew, mulsim, or whatever.
person in locker room: dude! what’s wrong with your d-ck!?
jew: i had a circ-mcision
person: ew… i heard it makes s-x not feel as good.
jew: well i only was uncirc-mcised for 8 days so i can’t really say anything about that.
it is the procedure of cutting foreskin either in part or in total.
usually carried out for religious, medical or social reasons. all muslim and jewish males are expected to be circ-mcised to comply with their religious requirements. several medical conditions such as phimosis warrant circ-mcision. it is also carried out widely in americas and parts of asia and africa for social reasons. circ-mcision is also popular among people seeking greater s-xual aesthetics and increased s-xual stimuli and excitement.
mohammed is seven years old and ready for circ-mcision.
circ-mcision enhanced jim’s seuxual pleasures.
doctors recommended circ-mcision to treat my friend’s phimosis.
a procedure done to male infants in which the foreskin is cut off. it is usually done either for religious reasons (done by jews) or for hygiene reasons. believe it or not, circ-mcision is not cutting off the entire p-n-s, but merely the outer layer of foreskin. many -ssholes believe jews are bad people because they do this but it has no negative effects. pleasure in intercourse is not increased or decreased, and the ability to produce children is also not affected. what? you thought it meant you couldn’t have children. idiot, how do you think jewish babies are born? honestly. the only real effect that circ-mcision has is better hygiene and less of a chance getting varied penal diseases.
the main reason many people believe circ-mcision is bad is because of varied anti-semitic reasons, as well as the fact that many men are sensitive to cutting down there.
“i’m jewish, so i was circ-mcised.”
“is circ-mcision like cutting off a girl’s nipples?”
no, you idiot. if you cut off a girl’s nipples she would have no way to nurse her children and many other health problems. the foreskin has no use but nipples do.
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