Citrix
better known as “sh-trix”, this thin client system lags like you wouldn’t believe, and loses your data and locks your session if your program crashes. which it does. frequently. can’t even run the same program twice.
you often have to wait up to 10 seconds for keypresses to register when connected to the servers.
“i’ve got a crashed session on citrix. need admin to close it for me.”
“‘sh-trix’ is lame, i want a proper system.”
1 more definition
n. a cr-ppy system that serves microsoft windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a citrix client is served to by a citrix server.
adj. cr-ppy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)
citrix just crashed.
my ctrix account has been loading for hours.
to type in citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. the lag is just that bad.
Read Also:
- Footos
the foo fighter’s version of mentos, as seen in the music video, “big me” “footos would be f-cking awesome to buy”
- hypitarian
a half hypocrite and a half vegetarian. somebody who dousnt agree with eating animals and meat and does it anyway. dude i am totes a hypitarian!
- Jopops
jopops, like your dad your pops, it could also mean other things “jopops thats sweet.” “d-mn she fine jopops” philadelphia native word. “jopops thats dirty” “calm down jopops is dead”
- phalynx
an extremly talented counter-strke player. a person who is good at everything and gets all the ladies. that phalynx sure is good at cs.
- Physical Tourettes
a diagnosis usually made by friends for someone who displays many over-exaggerated, animated movements people use to tell a story or describe something. these are usually short bursts of movement that seem uncontrolled or in most cases just not thought about before being executed. most people know at least one person who displays signs of […]