City of Knowledge
school in pomona,california. it is surrounded by an apartment complex filled with s-x offenders, gang bangers, and the other unfortunante people who have to live with him.
only school around that runs in a dictatorship/communist fashion. haircut is enforced, all girls must wear diapers on their head, you are not allowed to laugh, smile, or talk in the hallways. and you are stoned to death if you talk to the oppisote gender.
they also serve abu saifs famous beef left overs, khumus, and diareaha 7-layers. gatorade costs like 10 bucks per bottle. we have a new math tracher every month and no english teacher most of the time.
and we have a broken school bus that hasnt run for 10 years… it serves as target practice for the gang bangers.
and recently, a whole bunch of fobs from arabia started coming here, they give us 100,000,000 gallons of oil to enroll each of their 500 children.
oh and there is a kid named anis who is obsessed with dictators and communism..
“i go to los osos high, dude we have the best sports teams!”
“i go to claremont high, we awesome academics!”
“i go to city of knowledge, we have the most fobs!”
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“aljamalaljamalaljamalaljamalaljamalaljamal”
-anis
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“our school is the dumping grounds for the rejects from other schools”
-unnamed source
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“kermanikermanikermanikermanikermani”
-anis
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“velkom to sity ov nawleje! ve has the best edukashun in amreeka!
-c-k alumni
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“lawrencelawrencelawrencelawrencelawrencelawrence”
-anis
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” i want to have s-x with —–‘s dead body”
-typical city of knowledge guys
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draw? isnt it spelled j-r-a-w
-egyptian
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halaballah ruckhamsan lalaracktu ramen tyrictryl
-fobs
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our school initials are c-k?!?! hahahahahahah”
some genius back in 1994 when trying to decide a school name
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