Civ2Boss


a person who obsesses over odd female celebrities. kaela kimura, avril lavigne, mich-lle branch for example.

likes to talk about technology especially his favorite mouse pads.

wanted in 22 states for personality theft.

wants to learn j-panese because one of his obsessions also aspires to learn it. can speak chinese but cannot read it. makes jack sh-t for progress in either.

has never eaten a yummy chicken club sandwich, and will most likely never eat one.
when the f-ck will this civ2boss stop obsessing over mich-lle?

“a hairy -n-s will not stand in my way”

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