Ciya
a girl that is self-loathing.
she hates everything that is to be loved about her –
which is everything.
if beauty were embodied, she would be the flawless soul to occupy it.
if your heart was broken – if your faith was shaken – she would be the angel to mend your wounds.
if i had the chance, i would make her mine.
if i had the chance, i would give her my time, my love, my thoughts, my bank account numbers, and a couple credit cards.
she is intelligent, witty, radiant, complex, s-xy, luring, and sweet.
she is perfection, and will put a smile on your face like a dot dot curve.
be jealous, i have a ciya.
awwww mannnn! i wish i had me a ciya.
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