cizack joek
a censored version of c-ck joke, used in school. the example is an excerpt from the brilliant ‘tankmen 5.5’, the movie that originated the term c-ck joke. the example has replaced ‘c-ck joke’ with cizack joek.
captain: hey steve.
steve: how you doin’ captain?
captain: cizack joek
steve: not bad—
captain: cizack joek
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