CJ Law
states that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
guy #1: “dude, that advice you gave me was great! i got five chicks’ phone numbers!”
guy #2: “really? maybe i should try it.”
(one minute later; guy#2 comes back, limping)
guy #1: “well, what happened?”
guy #2: “apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. stupid cj law.”
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