CLA

a college of the university of minnesota-twin cities which is the only university branch worth attending. contrasted with the carlson school of (i’m a pr-ck) management (csom) and the inst-tute of techn00blogy (it), the college of liberal arts (cla) is populated by people who are superfantasmagorically epic (carlson students wish they were; however they are too busy ruining the economy; it students spend their time fantasizing about lara croft). most cla students could school you in anything pertaining to language, current events, history, and how to be “cool” because we all know those it kids are lacking a bit of that. csom students only care about themselves which is just another explanation to why we have a failing economy with company heads getting golden parachutes. and school of music…..what school? your men need to grow a pair. cla (couldn’t look awesomer 🙂
it student: “did you see the new star trek?”
som student: “i was practicing my riff’s.”
it student: “oh so hows that rockin’ band doing, dawg?”
csom student: {observes awkwardly in the corner}
cla student: {contemplates cosmic intricacies of sp-ce and time} “point proven…”
som student: “uhhh…”
sounds created by using your throat and pr-nouncing “cla”.
yad kicked hiatus in the airsoft battle, and screamed his famous battle cry, “cla cla cla!”
a german american born and raised east of seattle that spits horrorcore rap about the most macabre subjects such as necrophilia, homicide, cutting his self, stalking people, decomp-ssion, death ect. he also trys to pointout that the government is keeping germans down do too the fact he was born too a german mother better known as v-nutz666 signed to blood n gore records
cla is an accronym for crypic lok -ssasin
‘have ya heard anything from cla: the german shepards new alb-m?’
~bng fan

‘naw blood n gore records sucks -ss’
~bng hater

‘b-tch mother f-cker’ (pulls out an 44 from backpack) -click clock bam-
~bng fan

‘welcome too seattle mother f-cker’
bng fan