Clackie


clackie is a army term for chocolate, crisps, sweets or any other sh-t for you food that is guaranteed to raise moral on exercise.
only thing that got me through final ex was the colour man’s clackie stash!
a pretty, pampered, well-dressed rich girl who has a job in media/communications/development, but probably doesn’t need to work; named for the sound her ridiculous, impossibly high-heeled designer shoes make
a gaggle of salad-toting clackies came pouring out of the conde-nast staff cafeteria today and not one of them thanked me for holding the door.

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