clacton mum


a new mother from the clacton/jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.
john “hey see faith”
luke ” yeah what about her ”
john “she’s only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home”
luke ” just another clacton mum ain’t she”

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