claes
the greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
first starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumb-ss by him. after that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
if he plays santa claes he’s one bad-ss scary m-f-.
little boy: hi santaclaes! i made a drawing!
santaclaes: you call that a drawing?! you little dumb-ss!
little boy: but..but…
santaclaes: but what?! you better show me a good drawing by tomorrow, or ill send your b-tt to h-ll!
little boy: …cancer -_-
santaclaes: and what is it with you youngster talking about an illnes?!
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