Clag-Gone


first seen in viz magazine, clag-gone is the trade name of a bicycle-based device for removing tagnuts, cling-ons, dangleberries and winnits. it was hailed as “a unique breakthrough in ringpiece technology”.
i’ve never been scared to moon since i got my clag-gone.

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