Claids
clamydia + aids = claids.
this is a disease only the dirtiest nigglets have.
guy1: omgwtfbbq, did you see that sk-nk?!
guy2: she totally has claids.
guy1: omg bro, did you see dat fine -ss nigglet
guy2: nigguh, u no she got datz claids beotch.
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