Claim

verb

claiming, claimed

when wanting to possess an object or being one places their genitalia on it. it is demeaning to the receiver of genitalia as normally men are the ones claiming it with their “n-ts-ck” or “d-ck”. so on top of having some guys n-ts-ck on you are also their property. this is a great way to show girls that you are the alpha male in the group and clearly defines what is yours and who’s its not. after someone is claimed they are under the control of the claimer. they still have the ability to claim other people and objects however.
clay saw a hot girl in cl-ss and decided to show that he wanted her he zipped down his pants and placed his n-ts-ck on her shoulder marking her as his property.

brennan was upset with his step-brother dale and to show this he rubbed his n-ts-ck on his drumset claiming it.

sully wanted to make sure he got the ice cream and claimed it by positioning his b-lls on the container.
to claim a board sport move as your own. a derogatory term.
i hereby claim this kitesurfing move as my own because i’m the first guy to pull it off.
to state or declare that sth is a fact or is the case but not to prove this.
she claims that she is related to the author. / the company claims that it is not responsible for the pollution in the river. / the government’s claim that it would reduce taxes proved false.
to claim something. can be used to claim almost anything and is a sign of boasting. claiming is used to show ownership or success. often use by another person to ridicule the first person’s ego.
person 1: i scored a hat trick in soccer.
person 2: claim.

ah, claim. i invented the twinkie.

that b-tch is mine; claim.

person 1: i got 22/25 on an essay.
person 2: claim.
the act of claiming someone in a forum.
saying that they are yours, kind of like a g/f but not.
el nino: -claims superhotty973-
superhotty973: -le gasp- i’m claimed! xd
-claim- (cl-ame)

v. 1. the act of owning (claiming) a kicker, jump, rail, or trick. after throwing down most skiers will claim that trick. closely being related to, afterbang, claiming involves a rider riding away straight- armed behind or in front of themselves riding away with st–ze, kickin’ it.

2. essentially owning a trick following with mad st–ze.
dude, you see tj schiller claim that dub cork 12?
the act when someone comments a picture on mysp-ce or facebook and they say claim. the person must now put in their picture name -the persons name- owns. or if someone says a comment and someone says i claim.they own that comment.
person 1- -looks at cool/good/hot mysp-ce/facebook photo and they comment- cool/good/hot photo. i claim.
person 2- oh sh-t i hate that guy, but he claimed it. so i must put it in the name f-ck.

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