Claimed My Bong
to place one’s semi to full erect p-n-s into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. after the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as h-ll and can never be smoked with again.
i claimed my bong the other night…:
(odd future playing in the background)
me: guess what, i just claimed my bong
guest: aww dude, wtf? that was the coolest bong ever:'(
me: haha ikr.
-guest leaves angrily
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