claire spaz
the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her cl-ssroom
she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling…brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc
she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way….which are later covered up with sawdust.
nice
girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.
boy: i thought she got shot through the window.
boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.
teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.
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