Clairify
verb: when girls and/or women named claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.
friend: “i think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!”
claire: “that happened to me once, too. it was really sad and hard because i …”
(20 minutes p-ss)
friend: “thanks for clairifying! ugh!”
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