fake n’ bake
1. (adj) describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) a fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) a tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) the act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. omgwtf! that girl is fake n’ bake orange!
2. look at her nasty fake n’ bake!
3. i went to the fake n’ bake yesterday and now i’m peeling!
4. oh my gawd, i finally stopped peeling! i’m going to go fake n’ bake for 20 minutes!
to fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion
hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday
a person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
“i see mrs. smith went fake-n-baking again.”
what one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent
i have to go fakenbake, i will call you back.
applies to sunless tanning.
look at lindsay lohan…she sure has a cr-ppy fake n bake
noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- “d-mn, check out “fake n’ bake”. if she’d keep her -ss out of the tanning bed, i’d bet she wouldn’t look so d-mn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair.”
verb- “sorry, can’t go shoppin’ today i’ve got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n’ bake. my boyfriend said that my skins startin’ to fade and doesn’t look right with my hair. then to the doctor cause i got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, i just can’t get rid of the thing. last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn’t color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin’ it, so i had to go buy my own d-mn color and have gina color my hair for me, so today i’m just gonna get it highlighted…. i could’t believe it!” <--- usually what a blond would say....
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