Clam-anal


you are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. at the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your -n-s. the clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his -n-s. the cause of this was a clam–n-l.
#clam–n-l

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