a single girl’s friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out – the female equivalent to the male term, c-ck blocker.
hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, greg. you’ll never get any numbers cause he’s a clam blocker!
- Faith no Faith
a subst-tute for religion created by steve and jake (not creators… those are religious figures.) the premise of faith no faith is that you have no beliefs. that means that you dont believe in g-d, jesus, right, wrong, anything. nothing is true, but nothing is also not true. faith no faith is the correct way […]
a person that is either a douchenugget, or someone you like very much!!:]! “christine is suchhh a falafelhead, yeah?!??1”
- clam bite
a clam bite is to a woman what a tea bag is to a man. its to womans verson of the genitals on the face prank. ashley got drunk and gave a clam bite to everyone that p-ssed out lastnight. female version of t-bagging susan gave mike a clambite
the art of being pov, stinking, looking like u haven showered in weeks and continuing to pretend u don notice yo dave steven is full of rullaness
- russian fecal speakers
the act of p–ping on a hamburger bun, then taking said p–py buns and giving someone earm-ff-style attack. very s-xy. dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.