clam cough


when a female expunges air from her v-g-n-.
during yoga cl-ss, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.
an action normally -ssociated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

not a pretty cough.

definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. only instead of cute bubbles, it’s totally heinous boogers
“smoked a pouch of bugler in one sitting, i’ll have a clam cough for weeks.”

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