clam jammer
an individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. a clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. while clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid’s friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.
wendy’s friend: rude!
wendy: whateva i’m over it
a slang term for p-n-s. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the v-g-n-.
steve’s clam jammer is on the fritz
noun; slang for a female condom.
“i wouldn’t have gotten pregnant had i used a clam jammer!”
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