clam jumping
definition 1: when a bunch of dirty sk-nks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their cl-ts.
definition 2: when a girl uses her v-g-n- curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. the equivalent of base jumping. also see: v-g-n- curtain
example 1: jennifer, chloe, and mary went clam jumping last weekend. their chutes got tangled, and tore out their v-g-n-s. ouch!
example 2: beth went clam jumping off the empire state building by using her v-g-n- curtain as a chute.
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