Clam Land

the female equivalent of “tea bagging”. a woman places her bare v-g-n- on an unsuspecting individual’s face.

nonconsensual circ-mstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn’t be inappropriate to oblige.
“can you believe jimmy is p-ssed out already?”

“yea, that d-ckh–d deserves a clam landing for being such a little b-tch.”

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