Clam Poaching
to open up and wipe your b-m by finger power at a sink. helpful half an hour after a sh-t when the brownies have crusted. water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. it’s also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) sam wiped his crusting -ss for half a roll, but he decided he’d go clam poaching afterwards.
2) jennifer was still saving for a bidet so after some fierce clam poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy talc-m powder.
3) inexperienced clam poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. the worst even suffer -ssisted mudslide. correct swamp draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) what you’re going to do after you rollo and discover roll-no?
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